I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I know some influential drag queens
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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