bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
should my penis look like a turkey
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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