oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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