sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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