What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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