i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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