im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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