your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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