Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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