Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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