You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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