I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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