All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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