Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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