I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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