Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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