Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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