He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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