id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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