The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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