i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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