i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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