i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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