used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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