just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I AM VODKA MAN
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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