You're completely useless in the revolution.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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