You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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