Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
