If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
