I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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