U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I accidentally had phone sex last night
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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