i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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