he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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