if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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