The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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