what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
sex in a hospital.. check
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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