i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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