Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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