Already got asked if we're dating
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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