had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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