what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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