Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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