it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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