i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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