: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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