Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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