I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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