just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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