The brown eye won't let me do that either.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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