so explain again why im purple
no
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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