They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Can Purell be used as lube?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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