no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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