i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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