This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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