He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
